kirkgrove

The infamous backyard fire.

The trees are on fire!

Well I was sitting in my grandmas back yard playing with matches and before you know it the little brush that I was playing with turned into a big fire. By the time the fire department got there the whole back yard was up in flames and I was scared to death.

So if any kids are reading this remember playing with fire is bad.

Unbelievable, my wife and 3 year old and I go to COCO Keys water park this past weekend. We get there,now mind you this is an indoor water park,it's raining outside like cats and dogs and a little lightning,well they tell us it will be a hour or an hour and a half before we can get in the water because of lightning. What the heck I thought the purpose of going to an indoor water park was to have fun in crappy weather.

So finally, we got to get in the water and I wanted to send my son down one of the four water slides they had. Come to find out they are only aloud to open one slide at a time because of safety reasons. Now I am so damn furious at this point but we continue to play in the water and go in the lazy river. Well, 20 minutes later everyone has to get out of the pools again because of lightning. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR So we left.

We paid 25 dollars a person to get in this place and what a terrible time. My wife is supposed to call and try to get our money back. We'll see!!!!!

And the wife is right again

Here ( Wii ) Go

I would have to say the most useless thing in my house would have to be the WII that I insisted my wife and I buy. We rarely play it.

What a waste of money. It looks fun on TV but most of the games are just boring. And yet again the wife is right.HA HA

The dream car.

Camaro Concept

Most would say Lamborghini,Bentley, maybe even Porsche.

I live right by Ogden Avenue In Illinois and you can find every car dealer imaginable down this little stretch of road.

The other day I was driving past the good old Chevy dealer and I see this beautiful black shiny new Camaro.This car had my mouth down to the floor and wishing and trying at the same time to talk my wife into letting me buy it. Well needless to say I am still driving the same old vehicle I have been for the past two years.

Although, it will never happen but if it were to the government would make so much revenue in taxes we might pull ourselves out of this economic turmoil. MAYBE.

My favorite outdoor spot.

This is a little forest preserve that I like to go to. It's nice and quiet and there aren't many people. There is a good abundance of wildlife as well, the wildlife includes deer,coyotes,owls,hawks,ducks,geese, and many different species of birds.

My vacation-honeymoon

It was actually our honeymoon, but it was a vacation as well.We stayed in Maui.

The weather is beautiful there, everyone was friendly and the food for the most part was great.

If you go there do not go to any fancy restaurants, the dive places were the best. We went to a couple of fancy restaurants spent about a hundred dollars at each one and the food was terrible.

If you ever go take the road to Hana trip you will love it.The waterfalls were great the air even had a different smell to it.

Although gorillas are very strong, I think hyenas are little more agile and they are very efficient predators.If the pack were large enough I don't think the gorilla would stand a chance.

I can hear them laughing as you are reading this post.

I'm not dressing to impress.

red, white, and bluejeans

Well i don't dress to impress. I wear bluejeans and a t-shirt of some sort. And no this is not a picture of me.

Well I have no idea

My long commute to Illinois got me the girl.

Well, I no longer live in Indiana but when I did I was dating my present wife. It was pretty tough, I was driving back and forth from Indiana to Chicago just about every weekend. It was about a 2 hour drive and if you add Chicago construction it was even longer sometimes. However, we made it work out and no we're happily married. Sometimes.LOL

Well I don't plan on growing up so it looks like I screwed.

Well thank you Mr. Warhol

Well thank you for the 15 minutes of fame Mr.Warhol. I would definatly promote my photos to the world.

When do the 15 minutes start Mr. Warhol?

And the worst songs ever are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As much as I would like to answer this I can't because I haven't seen any pranks online. SORRY.

If there's no known region I'll make one up

Japanese Steak House Master Chef Overseeing Student

Well I don't know what category steak would fall in but I think I could handle eating it for a year.If anyone knows what region this falls in let me know.

I would give $500,000 to a childrens hospital, to help kids with diseases. I would give $498,000 to stem cell research. And I would give the rest of it to my bank account to buy an SLR and some accessories.

The phone book is more entertaining.

This book bored me to death. I read about half of it and had to put it down. I haven't picked it up since. I think I would rather read the phone book.